Louise & Only Fans

The reasons, the why, the inside scoop. Juicy.

'You'll have your own island by Christmas' and 'how does it feel to know you're gonna be a millionaire?' are just two of the many insightful and optomistic predictions made by my prospective subscribers, just moments upon my declaration of joining OnlyFans.

Funnily enough, neither were the reasons for me deciding to take the plunge.

If I'm being honest, I didn't actually see it as taking the plunge at all. I had been thinking about signing up for quite a while. I was feeling really good about myself, both body and mind. I'd had quite a few nudges from my Instagram followers leading up to the day I made the decision that I was going to do it. The second national lockdown was looming along with the gyms closing again, so I thought fuck it. I needed a new challenge, a new focus, a new goal. And if I said the idea of making a bit of pocket money wasn't slightly appealing, I'd be lying my ass off...

I think it's fair to say my reasons have evolved since the day I started OnlyFans, along with the content I decided to create. Rather than rush to the finish line and spoil my grand plan, I'll reel off some of the highlights from my OF journey thus far to get you in the mood...

1. I get fully naked. And it's great. Who knew that letting the cat out the bag would be so liberating? So freeing? So powerful? The pants came off much quicker than I anticipated actually. Would highly recommend. Naked=beautiful.

2. I'm proud to say that my OF is 100% a judgement free zone. Everybody has their quirks, their likes, their fetishes. Whether that's something I cater to or not we'll find out. It's important to note we all can't sing off of the same hymn sheet. How boring would it be if we were all the same? The fun is in finding out. IT'S NORMAL!!!!

3. The moolah isn't bad. It's a nice addition, but it isn't the be all and end all. For the record, I'm not a millionaire yet, and I don't have my own Island. FYI, It helps massively if subscribers turn on "rebill"upon subscribing to help support my biz. The more subscribers I get, the more readily available I can make my content, meaning a lower subscription cost, and lower custom content cost. Win win! Hit rebill please and thank you! I truly am very grateful for each and every ounce of support. If I'm being ever so modestly honest, it's worth the investment.

4. I now have over 5 months worth of published content. That means that for the price of a footlong sub, or a couple of drinks at your fave bar, you have full access to all previously published content, as well as the next full calendar month. Not to mention you get access to all of the optional extras as a subscriber. Isn't that lovely? This includes FaceTime and a phone number. It really is a way of life.

5. Ever wanted a little someone to talk to but didn't quite know where to start or who to turn to? Well. I'm quite the listener (as well as a sound advice giver!!) so look no more. Think non-judgemental naked life coach. Will keep your secrets, will personally answer every single message, will make you feel right at home. Try me.

6. Custom Content is fucking fire. The only way to know what'll happen next is to subscribe, slide in the DM's and ask me nicely. Who knows where this is gonna go? Start of a great friendship... right?

7. I go to bed very late. It turns out horny people are horny 24/7. Literally. I'm in the top % of content creators because I put the hard work in every single day and night.

8. While we're on the subject of horny, one of the side affects of running an OF means I am also permanently horny.

9. OF = OnlyFans.

10. There's no such thing as stigma's in my world. Stigma's can all get fucked!! Everyone and anyone is welcome over here. Are you an over opinionated cunt who thinks life should only be lived by your set of values, restricted rules, and one sided morals?? Let me let you into a little secret. No one cares! Literally, no one. While I'm at it, stop trying to pass your abuse off as just having an opinion. You're a cunt. The fact no one cares is probably why you're a cunt. Make cunty sense??

11. From my professional opinion, there's only 3 reasons why you're such a Judgey McJudgerson.

A) You pretend you don't like naked bodies. Or sex. Or wanking. Or watching other people wank. Or porn. Or human instinct. Or carbs.

B) You're jealous as fuck. Cannot get your head around how someone else can get their goodies out for cash, albeit quite a lot, coz you don't have the cajones to do it. No one is stopping you. You're doing to that yourself you know?? Why not try living authentically? no one gives a fuck anyway.

C) You honestly haven't discovered how amazing everything to do with sex is as of yet. While the realisation might be a bit shit, the finding out is fucking incredible. We're all here to learn about ourselves, to help others, to live our own lives, doing exactly what makes us happy. If this part of your life is still unexplored, give yourself permission to find it out!! It's natural, and normal, and wonderful, and part of you. Give yourself a fucking break. Sign up and slide in. I'm all ears.... click here to get started. Judgement free as always of course.

12. My sex toy collection has increased by 600%. If that's not a perk of the job, I don't know what is. My confidence is also off the chart. Did someone say go fuck yourself?? I'm the first one there!

13. I've met some amazing people through my OF. Lifelong friends I would say!! you guys and girls know who you are. I welcome as many new lifelong friends too. You know what you need to do. Singing up just here looks pretty good, right? It's the cost of a fucking sandwich.

14. Only fucking Fan-TASTIC!!!!!

15. I've enjoyed pushing my own boundaries and discovering my new normal. I didn't know what I'd enjoy or not before I did it, do you see what I mean? You don't know what you don't know. As discussed in my podcast with the amazing guys from @thelegitpodcast back in November 2020, I didn't have and still don't have any expectations or limitations of what will happen next. They're the nicest guys in the podcast biz btw. They've had the most amazing world famous guests on their show just to shoot the shit. There very humble, and very lovely. I'm so grateful I was even invited in the first place! You can listen to their many brilliant controversial topics, starting with mine just here.

16. I'm here to not only change my life, but the lives of many others you know? I don't mean just selling my nudes and making internet friends. Hear me out. The next point is pretty fucking pointy. Or, pointy as fuck. Whatever you prefer.

I'm gonna change the fucking world. Taking on the understood and misunderstood mental illnesses one illness at a time.

The safe haven I'm creating is one you've never seen or heard of. It's one I needed for myself, but it didn't exist. It's one I still need, just like we all do, but it's a daydream in progress. We're all going to be included, we're all going to be invited, and we're all going to be a part of something so fantastically brilliant that has never existed before.

I'm starting a revolution. A foundation. A charity. An acceptance. But I can't do it on my own.

So here's what you need to do to help, and it's not a lot!

Sign up to my OF. It's that simple. Get me the most OF followers in the whole entire world. Guys and girls everywhere... SIGN UP! Even if you don't use it too much after you sign up, you don't have to, but sign ups matter. Kind of like aiming for the world record number of OF sign ups across the globe, starting with the UK. Don't forget to hit rebill one you're over there to help out even more.

I've got to get this movement noticed. Big enough to make a change. What an unorthodox way to create a fuss for a brand new emerging mental health movement; right? I need to get on the map in a dramatic way. So with your help, I know this will work.

Let's get this on the map, then we can really make a move....

I'll leave it just here with a massive thank you for now.

Your time, your subscriptions, your support and your love means the world.

Cheers.

Louise x