

Louise & Only Fans
'You'll have your own island by Christmas' and 'how does it feel to know you're gonna be a millionaire?' are just two of the many insightful
Apr 6, 20216 min read


Curiosity Killed the Cunt...
Don't pretend you haven't had that "oh fuck" feeling...
Jun 19, 20206 min read


Quarantine Cunt.
What is it? How to tell if you're being one, and how to handle other cunts around you. Yes, I said other. Because chances are, you're...
Apr 5, 20206 min read


Fuck perfect.
Now really isn't the time. I mean, it really REALLY isn't. I don't know about you, but I'm feeling incredibly humbled right now. It's...
Apr 3, 20205 min read


I once stripped during a job interview...
Allow me to elaborate. It wasn't for a test shoot on the beach. It wasn't to be a shameless naked body double for someone who couldn't...
Mar 29, 20206 min read


How my life has changed so far in 2020
And how I hope how some of it never fucking returns. Let's start with these photo's, which I took earlier on today sunbathing somewhat...
Mar 27, 20204 min read


7 and a half things I bet you didn't know about me.
I know I'm pretty much an open book the majority of the time, however there are some things that I'm almost certain most of you won't...
Mar 26, 20203 min read