10 things quarantine has shown me so far...

If I'm honest, I've actually learnt so much about myself since this all began. So much of it will be mainstream and probably boring as fuck to the majority, so I've compiled my top ten points for your enjoyment. Mother, I suggest you look away around point 7.

1) I'm already a Lone Ranger. This doesn't mean that I don't like people, it just means that I pretty much ride the pony alone every day anyway. Not so social butterfly after all...

2) Roast chicken Walkers Sensations, coupled with fresh salsa and guacamole is an acceptable snack morning, noon and night. Also, post breakfast, pre-lunch, post afternoon nap, and wine snacks.

3) Amazon are the ultimate heroes. They will deliver ANYTHING. anytime. Anywhere.

I'm just gonna leave this here.

We're all friends.

Hi mum. best you look away now actually. forget making it to point 7.

4) Finding motivation to even set an alarm to get myself out of bed when I know I've got nowhere to go is crazy hard. I can't quite explain it. It's like a free for all. No bedtime. No getting up time. No set meal times. It's all fucked.

5) I'm hungry. All day.

6) I miss the gym... HOWEVER, it is not the be all an end all. I never ever thought I would feel this way about the gym, but seriously, I have my health. It's fucking mental. But shit got real.

7) I miss dick. And not the Amazon pretend dick that they have been kind enough to grace my doorstep with, but actual dick. Fuck knows when I will be able to hop on board again.

8) Flick it-Fridge-bathroom-fridge-flick it-lounge-fridge-cupboards-fridge-flick it-fridge-flick it-food-flick it-bed.

9) I miss my family. More than I thought possible. My mum is in self isolation for 12 weeks with no visitors, as is my nephew, plus they're all up north. In a nutshell, it's very hard.

10) I've realised I'm a strong hard ass bitch ready to endure this pandemic. Yes, I've had a few wobbles over the past few days as I'm sure we all have, but I know We'll get through it. Better times are coming.